The Discworld Celebrity Matchmaker!

... you need to decide what sort of person you're interested in:

Male (this is the only page working at present)
Female (coming soon)
Dwarf (coming soon)

Based on lengthy discussions and meticulous analysis by our team of cracked trick cyclists, we have devised a simple web-based Personality Test. This works not unlike the famous Myers-Briggs test, except that instead of such populist claptrap, this one is based on real Discworld science - to be more specific, on the principles of druidic magic. For a summary of that approach, read The Light Fantastic.

The whole thing is written in JavaScript. If this is a problem for you, please tell me about it.

Disclaimer: No liability will be accepted for loss, damage, disappointment or injury to person or pride that may arise from using these pages. If you get paired with Nobby Nobbs, it's Not My Fault.